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Carlito

Carlito is cute as fuhhhhhhk but he’s also super nice. He hates annoying people, and he’s hella funny
carlito = daddy
by my bf is finee March 2, 2019
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Carlinesque

A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.
"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."
by adumb May 5, 2005
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Carlito

Carlos is an entity that spawns in the area of Wilanow, Poland. He is very interested in firearms and far-right politics. Also he has an interest in the Farma Incident, which is rather concerning. He is an unknown entity that might sometimes vanish. When it comes to extra-curricular activities, he enjoys playing War Thunder as the German faction
Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.
by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
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Call Carlitos

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.
ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."
by Jackiechanfanman June 21, 2015
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Carlitos

Some mid-aged man who is cool and has kids. He sounds like the dad that puts all his money in stocks and does some hardcore workouts.
Hey bro my dad put some money into stocks and is working out.”

“Damn he sounds like a Carlitos”
by Parida August 31, 2021
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Hot Carlito

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.
Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.
by CableB July 28, 2017
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carlito

the most finest handsome dude on planet. carlito might be mean at first but get to know him. he is like no other. if you mess with him or his love ones he's jumping.
her: where is this fine carlito boy

friend: on your mind
by lil M.C April 25, 2019
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