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George Carlin Quotes
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
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A woman of great elegance, beauty, and intelligence.
Shy, sensitive, gentle, patient,lively and an
exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the
considerable depths of their character,
under a cloak of frivolity.
A graceful dancer, known to cast magick spells with the
rhythm of her feet, and swaying of her hips. An amazing,
and insatiable lover, always eager to learn more.
Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths,
as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile.
Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray a trust.
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Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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