Carl

The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.
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by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
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Carles

carles is a chill bro who 'runs' some blog called HIPSTER RUNOFF.
carles is just tryin 2 stay relevant.
by broanna newsom December 12, 2010
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Carl

A very sexy looking man who enjoys to party but he is also the kind of man who really listens and knows just what to say.
by BANANA_LORD78 December 21, 2019
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Carl

Carl is our future, Carl is our Lord and Savior, Carl is all hope, Carl can cure world wide problems, Carl is the sexiest man alive, Carl is a Goddess
Person: Omg it’s Carl the best man Alive
Carl: I shall save you
by The one and only Carl April 16, 2020
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Carl

Rick: You are not safe. No matter how many people are around, or how clear the area looks, no matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. It only takes one second. One second and it's over. Never let your guard down, ever. I want you to promise me.

Carl: I promise
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by pohtato October 22, 2018
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Carl

A skinny guy loyal and a good bro at times annoying but a trustable friend and super sexy
Dude your a Carl to me
by DRDSLYR July 14, 2018
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carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.
Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.
by sulo251 February 28, 2010
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