The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.
by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
by broanna newsom December 12, 2010
A very sexy looking man who enjoys to party but he is also the kind of man who really listens and knows just what to say.
by BANANA_LORD78 December 21, 2019
Carl is our future, Carl is our Lord and Savior, Carl is all hope, Carl can cure world wide problems, Carl is the sexiest man alive, Carl is a Goddess
by The one and only Carl April 16, 2020
Rick: You are not safe. No matter how many people are around, or how clear the area looks, no matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. It only takes one second. One second and it's over. Never let your guard down, ever. I want you to promise me.
Carl: I promise
Coral
Carl: I promise
Coral
by pohtato October 22, 2018
by DRDSLYR July 14, 2018
Hey did you watch carling last night?
Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.
WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.
Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.
WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.
by sulo251 February 28, 2010