Carl's Jr.

Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face

Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.

by DAMOOSE January 5, 2005

Carl's Jr.

a good fast-food resturant to go to when you have the munchies after smoking weed. 2 famous stars 4 $2.50 will fill you up and it feels good

i was so blown that night i had the mad munchies i skated to carl's jr. and pigged out. ate 2 famous stars they were the bomb. i was also trippin out in carls jr that night, on top of that the employees there were baked too. hahahahahahah

by stoner matt March 11, 2007

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Carl's Jr. Taquito

When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex

"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"

by Charles and Ben December 9, 2016

Carl's Jr.

Hands down the best restaurant or any place to aquire food for that matter in the whole world.

"I'm Hungry, I'm going to go eat at Carl's Jr."

by Zach September 12, 2004

carl's junior

my second favorite fast food joint. where all us G's kicked it in mira mesa. push those AC bitches out our joint

carl's junior is otherwise knows as hardee's. both are very expensive.

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK April 30, 2005

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017