Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!
by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011
Get the Porcelain Cracker mug.(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.
"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."
"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."
by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021
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Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.
Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016
Get the cartjacked mug.A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011
Get the Spread him on a cracker mug.When a an American Male and a Asian Male fuck a black chick and shes pregnant and they don't know who the father is it is called a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 1: did you hear Daneesh is pregnant?
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga
by R3D33M3D July 25, 2019
Get the Cracker-Chink Nigga mug.Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.
Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019
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