lefty cappuccino

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you roll it around in your mouth till it's foamy and you follow the next few steps. Once the foam is ready you make a fist with your left hand and spit the cum between your thumb and index finger and slide your fist back over his cock. Thusly leaving a nice whipped topping on the head of his dick.

I knew she was the one when she gave me a lefty cappuccino.

by 3rdrider November 12, 2011

Cupertino Cappuccino

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.

John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011

pussy cappuccino

The frothed ejaculate created inside a vagina when penetration continues after ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk - as in a cappuccino.

Brad Pitt kept plowing Angelina Jolie after he blew a huge load in her tight pink pussy. By the time he pulled out, his frothy man-ranch had made her vagina look like a pussy cappuccino.

by Cock Blogger March 20, 2009

crappuccino

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative

I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

Jumbo-Cappuccino

Letting your load go on your partner's face and sprinkling stuff that you've picked from your nose on the cum on their face!

Brett and Scott had an awesome bum darts sesh. Scott then asked Brett to spice it up a little before they went to sleep. Brett continued to serve Scott a jumbo-cappuccino.

Scott loved it, it was a great way to top of the night and also acted as a fantastic night cap.

by Howard Surprise June 5, 2008

Meaty Cappuccino

A cappuccino with meat in it. Usually lightly cooked bacon is blended and then added to the coffee just before the milk. An alternate method is to cook the bacon for a long time until crisp. The crispy bacon is then served alongside the cappuccino and the pieces are dunked in the coffee before being eaten.

Hey dude, will you dish me up a meaty cappuccino, no dunkers?

by SPAMBOT4000 June 15, 2009

crappuccino

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius

"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"

by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008