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Eric Cantor

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".
by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011
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Canton, MI

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018
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Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites
rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE
by robber canter November 26, 2022
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North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
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Cantona

Living legend who played for Manchester United otherwise known as god
Ohh... Ah... Cantona!
by Anoymous February 16, 2004
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cantomaniac

one who is given to excessive singing; one who sings at the drop of a hat; one for whom song is a predominant form of self-expression.
My friend, Julie, is a cantomaniac - every time I go to her house, I can hear her singing before I get to the door!
by Lynn K. Edisen January 23, 2009
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Caruto

The type of guy that drinks coffee, cool, hard-working and polite, Someone who could be good or evil

Someone gets in trouble for doing nothing, Someone who get hated on for doing what they do, Someone who obtain a lot of knowledge and wisdom through the life trials.

There is also known fact that Caruto is a Power and Control psychopath, If Caruto was used as a OC he would be a God of Creation.
"Caruto is always helpful, Is kinda hard to hate the dude."

"Why does he gets in trouble for being himself? He could be a caruto"
by Real world 100 September 6, 2020
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