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candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.
by daywalker. August 26, 2009
mugGet the candlemug.

candleing

When you light a candle and poor the hot wax in her asshole. Then fuck it to break the hard wax.
My girl wanted me to candle her last night. We love candleing.
by KoxJkidd69 March 9, 2017
mugGet the candleingmug.

The Candle

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.
by Lotus69 April 17, 2014
mugGet the The Candlemug.

candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it
by ihunt4bieber January 26, 2010
mugGet the candlemug.

candling

to insert a candle stick up one's vagina, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one's finger.
Brian Kennedy wants to candle any thing that has a vagina this saturday night. Brian Kennedy was unsucessful while candling Jessica.
by Kevin Bradord July 29, 2006
mugGet the candlingmug.

candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced
I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled
by Adam October 5, 2004
mugGet the candledmug.

candles

Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.
Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!
by St. Clare's January 2, 2006
mugGet the candlesmug.

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