The best day of the week. Cats will fall from the sky and you'll receive a thousand sandpaper kisses.
by thecatsmooches January 14, 2009
Get the caturday mug.cumturd-noun:A byproduct of a male individual having unprotected sexual relations with his partner's rectum.The partner expells feces after the sex act and invaritably the "load" or semen left inside the small intestine encases the feacal matter in a slimy,gooey sack.This is the cumturd or cummy turd.
"OOOOOOH,dis bitch done went an' had sex wit hah butt;done frittered out a goddamn cumturd!!!"
"Richard,ride that pony and I'll plant a nice cumturd in your glory hole!"
"Oh sweet lord honey;I didn't know you were pregnant!""You was just fuckin' the wrong hole hubby-too-tubby;that's no mutant,it's a cumturd."
"Richard,ride that pony and I'll plant a nice cumturd in your glory hole!"
"Oh sweet lord honey;I didn't know you were pregnant!""You was just fuckin' the wrong hole hubby-too-tubby;that's no mutant,it's a cumturd."
by Rezzy2classy August 13, 2006
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pleasuring yourself during a video chat, usually when the other person is sexually attractive It doesn't matter if the other person can see your "activities"or not, if you masturbate on a live camera at all, you are camturbating, which is normally considered extremely creepy or borderline sexual harrassment, UNLESS it is mutually agreed upon and both parties enjoy the show.
"She began to softly moan and make a cum face during our oovoo session last night, so I new she was camturbating"
"OMG guess what babess, my new boyfriend camturbated for me last night and he is soo big, I can't wait to ride that D"
"OMG guess what babess, my new boyfriend camturbated for me last night and he is soo big, I can't wait to ride that D"
by Exelero November 5, 2012
Get the Camturbating mug.Someone who copes with extreme amounts of projection and hypocritical lies when a conditional claim is proven correct.
by Eyler April 9, 2023
Get the Catturd mug.Frat 1: Dude wake up it's Caturday! We gotta head down to the Bill!
Frat 2: Alright lets head down there and whoop up on Kansas.
Frat 2: Alright lets head down there and whoop up on Kansas.
by BillSnyTheFootballGuy December 5, 2017
Get the Caturday mug.In contrast to the saturday cats posts on 4Chan, Caturday can also be used to describe any day off. Weekends, Holidays, or simply skipping work usually take place on Caturday.
Implies to be lazy like a cat.
Implies to be lazy like a cat.
by mrthunderdust February 22, 2008
Get the caturday mug.The voice of reason and a true Patriot, with a tremendous taste in calling governmental bullshit from the FJB regime.
When the FEDS turned up to the Capitol, Catturd immediately recognised the situation calling BS, aiding in preventing further innocent patriots falling to the regime of Sleepy Joe.
by codiekay September 20, 2021
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