Camp Slipadick

A summer camp for under privileged super models.

I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!

by Pete Negwaski! October 17, 2008

Camp Schwab

The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"

by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020

Camp Sweeney

1. a summer camp for diabetics near Gainesville, Texas.
2. the most AMAZING PLACE EVER.
3. a place where friendship begins, but never ends.

Sorry, man, I can't go to Europe with you and your family. I'm going somewhere better. I'm going to Camp Sweeney!

by KatalinaCastle November 10, 2009

Summer Camp Syndrome

Developing an attraction, when confined and secluded to a small group, to someone you would not normally look at outside of the group. Also occurs in at school, in work places and on tour buses.

"Jimbo is totally not my type, but he's the cutest one here, so why not?"

"Ew. You've got summer camp syndrome."

by girlbot August 11, 2009

Camp scatico

A dope ass camp filled with jewish white rich kids with a long ass golf course of ppl hooking up and getting head and fucking around #US2K21 BBY LOVE U BOYZ

CAMP SCATICO IS DOPE AF

by US2K21BBY November 5, 2019

Camp Sticking

When a guy places as many marshmallows as possible on his dick... gets a girl or a guy(I don't judge) to suck it off.....

Oh shit did you hear that girl from camp was Camp Sticking. I want in on that...

by sex talk by the fire May 19, 2009

Camp Seagull

1. a collection of extremly hott guys who are still cool enough to go to summer camp and be teased about it
2. where all the guys sail all day long
3.a place where its ok to go to meals without your shoes, but still have your shirt tucked in
4.were the formal atire consits of rainbow flip-flops, a popped pink collared shirt, a pair of the signiture seagull shorts, and a pair of croakies
5.where its cool to dance to beach music in a place called "The Cage"
6.where all the guys dream a girl named suzie seafarer and getting a knot in their swimband

seafarer girl 1- "who's that sexy guy in the boat?"(see Camp Seafarer

seafarer girl 2- " oh he goes to camp seagull"

by ssnash419 February 14, 2005