Commie Switchboard 

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

Commie Switchboard by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023

Cummie shaker 

What cummie does to zoomie in the dms

I wish I got cummie shaker in my dms

Cummie shaker by Ubereatsass May 16, 2023

commie sauce 

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.

A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!

commie sauce by Phatal May 24, 2003

cummie squad

A group with a 23yr old man and a 16yr old teen

pp1 : Wilbur, if I tell my mother that I am in a group called "cummie squad" with a 23yr old man, what do you think she'll think?

cummie squad by your mom :] June 21, 2021

The cummie squad 

A group that is incredibly gay and horny, especially a guy called miles and a guy called Finney.

"The cummie squad were protesting about cheese sticks"

The cummie squad by Anxietywolfie November 1, 2023

Commie Side Of The Wall 

It's always rainier on the commies side of the wall.

"Well, you are on the commie side of the wall, not surprised it's pretty shitty for you.

Commie Side Of The Wall by CoolConservativeDude August 14, 2017

semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel 

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.

the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face

semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011