caden's dick

Very small

That's a Caden's dick tiny

by Jfguccgg April 19, 2017

Camden's Dick

A rare case in which a man's genitalia is extraordinarily long, to the point of it being almost painful

gir 1: Hey how was the hook up?

girl 2: Great! He had a Camden's Dick

by James Caldwell Sr. November 16, 2022

She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)

Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.

by John Whorrds January 23, 2023

Sucks Camel Dicks

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.

Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

by themandrakehat June 10, 2013

Calendickular

A calendar for dick appointments

I’m not sure if that’s a good day for me. Let me check my calendickular.

by The first good child January 24, 2020

Cameldickin

It’s a cameltoe but for a guy.

Diego is cameldickin, you can see his long extendo horse cock 3000

by Dr.MoonRocks December 20, 2020