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Cambodian Space Rat 

The Cambodian Space Rat is a celestial figure who seems to bless our impure and measly universe. he forgives our sins and leads deeper into the "Thicket" the only place he can formally adress you over a good game of batmitten. Most do not survive encounters with the Cambodian Space Rat. This demon of the stars is too good for the bible, God is jealous o what created him.
Oh Fuck, I forgot to pray to our savior the Cambodian Space Rat, I am only scum, i will surly punish for my materialistic ideals.

Cambodian sushi burrito 

A dirty Cambodian choocha or dirty little slam piece used and abused by many.
Damn you really eating that Cambodian sushi burrito you know where that has been?

Cambodian Sniping 

A sport wherein participants stand as far from a toilet as possible and attempt to urinate in it, invented by Gerald M. Cambodia in 1816.
Me and the chaps engaged in a friendly bout of Cambodian Sniping yesterday.

Cambodian Trouser Snake 

Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.
Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"

Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."

cambodian milk-shake 

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.
Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.

cambodian ball slap

To slap someone's balls with such a force such that the scrotum is ripped off from the base of the male body and sent flainling across the floor.
Chuck Norris once Cambodian Ball Slapped a man, and now that man is chasing his ball across the Atlantic Ocean.