calm down

What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.

Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.

Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.

((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.

((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.

Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....

by AmericanAndProudOfIt August 07, 2006

calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

by Smocko March 15, 2005

calm down

What Park must always do.

Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"

by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005

Calm down bomb

A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.

A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.

by Toddwoos January 21, 2009

calm down, jamal

Don't say this to a thug or gangster that has a 9mm with them, or you will get shot.

man: Whoa, calm down, Jamal, don't pull out the 9.
thug: *shoots the man to death with said 9*

by pp123987 February 24, 2021

Calm down, Nancy!

used to tell people that they are overreacting or over excited. Nancy refers to anyone who does these things. Also used to make people mad.

"If you don't clean your room right now, I'm gonna kill you!"

"Alright, jeez, I'm going- Calm down, Nancy!"

by alex3456 December 30, 2007

calm down killer

an expression used in america by young adults. Meaning dont freak out, relax, or simmer down.

"WTF???"- "calm down killer, its not that big of a deal"-Amy

by hahahhthisprovesmypointtaber December 09, 2009