CallMeCarson

Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).

Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.

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by oh shit oh fuck oh shit o- October 18, 2019

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hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!

by SonicLover8000 October 23, 2020

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guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬

by Your Pseudonym (laugh) February 27, 2021

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A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.

Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.

by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

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The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova

Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs

by The True Coffee Cat January 26, 2020

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