The two words, six letters that represents so much more than a period ever could. It is the dagger that ends confrontations and conflicts. Meaning exactly the opposite of actually "call me".
It is also highly frowned upon if recipient of a "call me" hammer actually calls sender.
It is also highly frowned upon if recipient of a "call me" hammer actually calls sender.
Kevin: Man, I don't know why you think you're hot shit, I never see you pick up girls.
Paul: I don't know why you're even talking right now, last time you touched pussy you were crawling out of your mom, last time I got pussy I was burying it in your mom. Call me.
Paul: I don't know why you're even talking right now, last time you touched pussy you were crawling out of your mom, last time I got pussy I was burying it in your mom. Call me.
by Paul Vixon March 1, 2010
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My reflection in your eyes
I was scared to say too much
Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
Almost close enough to touch
Staring at my shoes
Feeling so confused
Shot down without a gun
Victim of a hit and run
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Mesmerised
I go back to where we met
A reconstruction of the crime
I can't track you down
Nowhere to be found
Now my one shot at success
Is the power of the press
Won't you...
My reflection in your eyes
I was scared to say too much
Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
Almost close enough to touch
Staring at my shoes
Feeling so confused
Shot down without a gun
Victim of a hit and run
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Mesmerised
I go back to where we met
A reconstruction of the crime
I can't track you down
Nowhere to be found
Now my one shot at success
Is the power of the press
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Worlds apart - we are worlds apart
Watch this space
There's a message here for you
No need to read between the lines
I am inside out
There can be no doubt
I want you and no-one else
Please identify yourself
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwww
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Worlds apart - we are worlds apart
Watch this space
There's a message here for you
No need to read between the lines
I am inside out
There can be no doubt
I want you and no-one else
Please identify yourself
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwww
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by Legiondary March 15, 2019
Get the Call me kevin mug.A YouTuber who plays games not to win but to mess around and laugh alot. He plays multiple games ranging from horror to vr shooters. He's a great youtuber who is also know for his famous characters such as: Jim Pickens, Grognack(GTA RP), Grognack(Fallout),etc.
by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020
Get the Call Me Kevin mug.when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *
* Rub your eyebrows *
* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
" Call me Ronald..... "
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* Knows everything about the person *
Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met
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I just met you,
And this crazy.
Here's my number
So Call me Maybe-
PLEASE STOP IT! OH GOD! PLEASE! ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU!
And this crazy.
Here's my number
So Call me Maybe-
PLEASE STOP IT! OH GOD! PLEASE! ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU!
by Pandcrap July 10, 2012
Get the Call Me Maybe mug.A song released in 2012 by Canadian recording artist Carly Rae Jepsen. Its popularity has led to the creation of various lip-sync covers and parody videos, including one featuring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale. The main chorus "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe?" has also spawned an internet meme, in which the last two lines are substituted with (often sexual) rhyming lyrics.
Example taken from official Call Me Maybe video comments on Youtube: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I got no condom, so anal maybe?
by gmwdim December 18, 2012
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