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CHAVHUNTER

Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
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Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.
by Jonny January 3, 2005
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chunter

Chunter - Talk in a low inarticulate manner i.e. mutter. Maybe of Lancastrian or Yorkshire origin.
Bill: "Mhhnahurufhrahur..."
Ted: "What are you chuntering about?"
by Maximillian Sexcrime August 21, 2003
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Chavhunter

A person who either hunts in packs or alone, and destroys Chavs. Sometimes called the Van Helsing of the Metal/Rocker/Goth/Mosher/Punk society, a person who is much better than the police as being the final/only solution to the Chav Problem
Chav 1: I've heard the Chavhunter comes here, I'm on my own so I can't look tough.
Chavhunter (in the shadows): don't move, scream out or Breathe, you're going to die!
by Metal Master September 30, 2005
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Chuntering

The art of talking for the sakes of filling awkward silences
I've said what I've needed to say so I'm just chuntering on now
by Tim "Timmay" B March 17, 2016
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chavhunter

a hunter of Chavs. Was rare to see even two in an area but due to the unnatural increase of chavs in areas of Essex and Manchester there should be more hunters appearing very soon.
a single chavhunter crouched in the shadows,clutching his chavhammer, waiting for a unsuspecting chav to wander out of macdonalds. alone.
by FearlessHunter December 20, 2007
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chunter

Gerald does nothing but chunter about his girlfriend
by Unwin Scutterwold July 18, 2003
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Clunterous

A being of half clitorous and half cunt. Or someone who is just a gigantic pussy.
Johnny told the teacher we beat him up. What a clunterous.
by Rad Lads April 26, 2010
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