Caketease

Someone who sells bake goods but doesn't deliver to your house.

*Phone Call*
Person Ordering: "Hey Mate can I order a sponge cake?"
Baker: "Sure! That's $20 pick up"

Person Ordering: "Don't You deliver?????"
Baker: "No"
Person Ordering: "What a fucking caketease."

by Colin-Asian-Faggot March 11, 2013

Cakearse

When work has too many birthday cakes in one week.

My god I have cakearse now I have eaten all that cake

by Sgil January 18, 2018

Cheeverses

When you have a turd that takes so much pushing to get out you feel that you have a"cheeved" something tremendous its called a cheevers.
Plural is cheeverses.when the turd is so big it breaks in half to fit in the toilet.

Last night I was so constipated from takin way too many oxies that I sat on the toilet for 2 hours till I barked out the biggest cheeverses I've ever seen man.It was like a steamer met a cheever.....a cheeverses!!!

by Jeepers128 July 6, 2019

Capeverdean Watersport

In Cape Verde, urophiliacs from all around the country gather on the 5th of September to fill up a medium-size swimming pool with their urine. The next day, on the 6th, they all jump into the pool and have seggs

I heard my girlfriend took part in Capeverdean Watersport during her holiday

by popedick420 April 26, 2023