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Noob oreo cakester

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.
by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010
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Caketease

Someone who sells bake goods but doesn't deliver to your house.
*Phone Call*
Person Ordering: "Hey Mate can I order a sponge cake?"
Baker: "Sure! That's $20 pick up"

Person Ordering: "Don't You deliver?????"
Baker: "No"
Person Ordering: "What a fucking caketease."
by Colin-Asian-Faggot March 11, 2013
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Oreo Cakester

When two fat black guys have sex with one fat white girl...
Jamal and Reggie spent some quality time with Debrah by sharing a Oreo Cakester.
by greggory9669232 March 5, 2011
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Cakester

Loser,Tool,Fag,Nerd,Geek,Ect.
""Not the Oreo cookie""
Man I fucking hate that kid he's such a "Cakester"
by Chris Warzniak October 2, 2007
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Chocolate Cakester

When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.
Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.

Andy: Why dude?

Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.
by that fat fuck Will January 13, 2009
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Cakester

when you poo on to another person's butt and frost the poo like a cake.
Oh man dawg, I'm fina give that hoe the cakester tonight!
by bigbimbo May 15, 2009
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calette

Walks in the woods at night, stalking its prey, looking for wild pokemon.
Calette potato lol
by 123monkeycheese October 23, 2013
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