A hilrious character from the popular tv show "That Mitchell and Webb look".
Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....
Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.
After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....
Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.
After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible!"
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"
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An unknown word amongst the human race which means that the amount of aids you have is so great, its infecting others like cancer without the need of sexual contact.
An unknown word amongst the human race which means that the amount of aids you have is so great, its infecting others like cancer without the need of sexual contact.
Dude that guy has Caided Aids, it's so painful to even look at him.
Wow I never knew I had Caided Aids.
Caided Aids? That sounds horrible!
Wow I never knew I had Caided Aids.
Caided Aids? That sounds horrible!
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Simply the coolest investigator in Miami, Horatio Caine is more than a man, he is a way of life with five basic rules:
1. Stand with Hands on hips
2. Place sunglasses on for dramatic effect, then remove them, and repeat (applicable inside as well as out)
3. Never fully address people by looking them in the eye, you're too cool for that.
4. Have a dramatic pause in your speech.
5. Shoot first/45 Degree turn/walk out of camera frame.
This is taken from the fact that in every episode of CSI MIAMI, Horatio will do most of these things, and is a badass at being cool. It all works by combining the first four in the first few minutes of CSI MIAMI, in which Horatio will give a witty one-liner about a dead body. Afterwhich abruptly comes in the WHO "We don't get fooled again"'s scream of YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1. Stand with Hands on hips
2. Place sunglasses on for dramatic effect, then remove them, and repeat (applicable inside as well as out)
3. Never fully address people by looking them in the eye, you're too cool for that.
4. Have a dramatic pause in your speech.
5. Shoot first/45 Degree turn/walk out of camera frame.
This is taken from the fact that in every episode of CSI MIAMI, Horatio will do most of these things, and is a badass at being cool. It all works by combining the first four in the first few minutes of CSI MIAMI, in which Horatio will give a witty one-liner about a dead body. Afterwhich abruptly comes in the WHO "We don't get fooled again"'s scream of YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HORATIO CAINE: "You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear..."
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "What are you going to do?"
HORATIO "I... am going to get to the truth."
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YELINA: "this time it was in a public place."
HORATIO: "So they brought the war to us and we..."
Horatio turns 45 degrees.
HORATIO: "Are gonna take it to them."
YEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "It means we got a drive by."
Horatio puts sunglasses on
HORATIO: "Drive by... Miami Style."
YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "The Jury only had one week before deliberations"
HORATIO: "No need now... the verdict is in."
YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "They call it speed dating. Only cause our victim had 15 dates."
HORATIO: "You know what they say Frank... Speed kills."
YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALEX: "You don't fall three storeys get up and run away."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "You do... (looks up) If you've got something to hide."
YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH
COLEMAN: "I don't remember anything."
HORATIO: "Okay, listen um... I don't want you to worry about it Mr. Coleman... because I..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "I'll be you're memory."
YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "Friends say she came to drink mojitas and catch some sun."
HORATIO: "Well it looks like..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "something... caught her."
YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HORATIO: "So we had a victim who started the week big man on campus... and ended it... dead on arrival."
YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "No matter how you cut it, Horatio, divorce sucks."
HORATIO: "Frank..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "it's a killer."
YYYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "She was caught in the cross fire."
HORATIO: "That's what happens when worlds collide."
YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "It was a mob hit, Horatio."
Horatio puts sunglasses on
HORATIO: "Yes, and it's time to hit back."
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FRANK: "The verdicts in."
HORATIO: "The verdict is in..."
Horatio puts on sunglasses.
HORATIO: "...but the jury is out."
YEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHH
GRINGO: "Lieutenant Caine."
HORATIO: "You help me, and I'll help you."
GRINGO: "You're already dead brother."
Horatio shoots the Gringo dead.
HORATIO: "Join the club."
YYYEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Honourable mentions:
1. Horatio gets in bomb-armed SUV, and with four minutes to spare, drives to the beach, takes off his sunglasses. Steps out and, slowly, walks away from the SUV. As he places his sunglasses on, the SUV explodes into a massive ball of fire and rubble. And Horatio says, "Burn, baby, burn."
2. Horatio steps out from an ambulance, as three hitmen has been sent to kill him, as he emerges from behind the ambulance, he shoots two hitmen before they can open fire, the third runs away. As one lays in agony he tries to raise his gun.
Horatio calmly instructs, "Stay down..."
The guy doesn't listen.
Horatio, repeats, "stay down."
The guy doesn't listen.
And without even looking at the guy, Horatio shoots him, while continuing his walk.
3. In the Season 5 Premier, RIO, in slow motion and to the song "We Don't Get Fooled Again" by the Who (also the shows theme but extended for this version) Horatio shanks Riaz, in cold blood. Coolest. Murder. Ever.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "What are you going to do?"
HORATIO "I... am going to get to the truth."
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YELINA: "this time it was in a public place."
HORATIO: "So they brought the war to us and we..."
Horatio turns 45 degrees.
HORATIO: "Are gonna take it to them."
YEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "It means we got a drive by."
Horatio puts sunglasses on
HORATIO: "Drive by... Miami Style."
YEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "The Jury only had one week before deliberations"
HORATIO: "No need now... the verdict is in."
YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "They call it speed dating. Only cause our victim had 15 dates."
HORATIO: "You know what they say Frank... Speed kills."
YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALEX: "You don't fall three storeys get up and run away."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "You do... (looks up) If you've got something to hide."
YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH
COLEMAN: "I don't remember anything."
HORATIO: "Okay, listen um... I don't want you to worry about it Mr. Coleman... because I..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "I'll be you're memory."
YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "Friends say she came to drink mojitas and catch some sun."
HORATIO: "Well it looks like..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "something... caught her."
YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HORATIO: "So we had a victim who started the week big man on campus... and ended it... dead on arrival."
YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "No matter how you cut it, Horatio, divorce sucks."
HORATIO: "Frank..."
Horatio puts sunglasses on.
HORATIO: "it's a killer."
YYYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "She was caught in the cross fire."
HORATIO: "That's what happens when worlds collide."
YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FRANK: "It was a mob hit, Horatio."
Horatio puts sunglasses on
HORATIO: "Yes, and it's time to hit back."
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FRANK: "The verdicts in."
HORATIO: "The verdict is in..."
Horatio puts on sunglasses.
HORATIO: "...but the jury is out."
YEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHH
GRINGO: "Lieutenant Caine."
HORATIO: "You help me, and I'll help you."
GRINGO: "You're already dead brother."
Horatio shoots the Gringo dead.
HORATIO: "Join the club."
YYYEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Honourable mentions:
1. Horatio gets in bomb-armed SUV, and with four minutes to spare, drives to the beach, takes off his sunglasses. Steps out and, slowly, walks away from the SUV. As he places his sunglasses on, the SUV explodes into a massive ball of fire and rubble. And Horatio says, "Burn, baby, burn."
2. Horatio steps out from an ambulance, as three hitmen has been sent to kill him, as he emerges from behind the ambulance, he shoots two hitmen before they can open fire, the third runs away. As one lays in agony he tries to raise his gun.
Horatio calmly instructs, "Stay down..."
The guy doesn't listen.
Horatio, repeats, "stay down."
The guy doesn't listen.
And without even looking at the guy, Horatio shoots him, while continuing his walk.
3. In the Season 5 Premier, RIO, in slow motion and to the song "We Don't Get Fooled Again" by the Who (also the shows theme but extended for this version) Horatio shanks Riaz, in cold blood. Coolest. Murder. Ever.
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Example 1: I discovered a cure for cancer, but my boss took all the credit. I got Cained.
Example 2: I spent months setting up the experiments, but my labmate Cained me by accidentally deleting all the data.
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