a person (male?) thats dependable, usually for innapropriate purposes, who explains sexually themed activites to friends. usually an edward cullen wanna-be. not afraid to stand out. with a high pitched voice and a blonde girlfriend, a Caio rules the world.
Hes such a Caio for making that sentence sexual!!
by julessssssssdz April 4, 2009
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A word used to describe somebody who is obsessed with Star Wars.
That Caio chased after me with his light saber.
by sbsg October 14, 2006
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He has no friends because he sells drugs to children. Caio has a girlfriend that has black and blue hair with brown eyes. Caio is the chad in the classroom, he flirts with all the girls and always get rejected.
"Aye girl wanna date " ewwwwww no your caio right?????
by bhhbhbhb December 3, 2019
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Caio is a dark haired wrestler that is dumb as a rock. He probably does not have a shirt on right now. He has brown eyes and is not tall. If you now a Caio you should move right now.
Crap it’s Caio , run!
by Tttub December 10, 2018
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the dumbest piece of shit in the world, he thinks he is a philosopher, a short and ugly guy with fucked up teeth.
Random Person: What's the point?
Caio: What's the point of physics. It is amazing.
by anomousy123 October 29, 2018
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Cheif Artificial Intelligence Officer. The AI craze has entered the executive leadership team. The c-suite of AI.
I got a call from the CAIO, he said my ChatGPT account was overdrawn and telling lies.
by jmacofearth September 22, 2023
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