(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015
Get the Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus mug.It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it
1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018
Get the Go fuck yourself with a cactus mug.I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.
by Cactus corner April 14, 2021
Get the Cactus Fucked mug.people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.
by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017
Get the cactus fucker mug.When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
Get the Cactus Jack fucked me mug.Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
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