Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Sand Crabbing

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.

"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"

by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009

Crabbing

When a girl is sending you nudes in this position /\_/\

Bryant: Hey fel, crab for me 🦀
Felicia: What's crabbing
Bryant: /\_/\

by Discord Mob Leader May 16, 2020

Crabbing

When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.

"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"

"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"

by Dan Ristic ( credit to William Wallace ) December 26, 2007

crabbing

The act of catching, or "fishing" for crabs.

Let's take your boat out and go crabbing this weekend.

by Andreth October 21, 2006

crabbing

Most of the time this is a Female by herself at the bar, sometimes she brings a friend. She sits there waiting for anything free; cocktails, shots, money, drugs, food... posting selfies to social forums, flirting, playing man like violin.

"Have you seen Lindsay?"
"It's Friday night, she's probably crabbing at the bar."

by slightly_decayed September 18, 2015