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aardvark

Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.
by bobby'sworld March 18, 2011
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aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
He is an aardvark.
by ned3 January 11, 2009
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Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013
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aardvark

girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard
by pacaderm January 14, 2011
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Aardvark of Silence

The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.

The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
Member1: I'm feeling happy today.

Moderator: Yay!

Member2: WTF did you mean by that?

Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
by Dawn Coyote June 17, 2008
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Laardvark

An obese Aardvark.
When the BMI of an Aardvark is equal to or greater than 30, the animal is referred to as a "Laardvark".
Causality is believed to be a) genetic or b) environmental or c) both.

The genetic component is believed to affect the "off" switch in the animals ant-vacuum system, leaving the suction running beyond the full point, so to speak.
The environmental component may be due to our society of modern conveniences. The vast array and easy availability of candied ants are thought to be at fault.
The mix of genetic disposition and a sweet tooth, or Aardvarks with gluttonous tendencies have been observed, but not documented.
The Aardvark stormed the specialty food store and bullied it's way to the candied ant section. It fed until all ants, chocolate and mint, orange jellied and others were devoured, waddling away from the store as a Laardvark.
by Sinned33 February 18, 2010
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aardvark

(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...
aardvarks are super ugly
by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006
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