Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.

Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!

by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

by Z_bass May 24, 2017

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

by Sakure April 7, 2003

cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

by tonyV August 12, 2006

RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.

CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."

by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005

ingrown cunt hair

When someone is worse than a cunt or a mega cunt. They are like an ingrown hair, painful and annoying.

My boss is such an ingrown cunt hair.

by Fanny Pack 69 December 20, 2022

cunt hair

a miniscule unit of measuremen (used alot in military).
however there are different sizes of cunt hairs. thickest to thinest-1. black cunt hair 2. brown cunt hair 3. blond cunt hair 4. underage blond cunt hair.

1. can you move it just a cunt hair more over?
2. turn the music down a cunt hair.

by Spike Dammit November 14, 2009