Cumstipated

Getting a buttload of semen up your ass, it makes you constipated

Britney! Brian was butt fucking me so much last night that now I’m cumstipated!

by xXBrownEyedGirlXx July 27, 2018

Cumstipated

When you’re backed up with sperm and you can’t expel your load.

“Why’s Donny so upset?

“He’s been cumstipated for weeks”

“There’s traffic on juice highway”

by Dr. Catburger January 11, 2021

Cumstipated

Adj. that describes the ache that comes from blue balls.

God she could've at least finished me off, now I'm just cumstipated.

by mewmewmew666666 March 26, 2022

cumstipated

when you have the struggle to cum. so when you try to cum it hurts so bad that you can’t. so when you can’t cum in that case you are cumstipated

person 1- dude i literally can’t cum

person 2- bro it sounds like your cumstipated

person 1- what’s cumstipated?
person 2- when you struggle to cum duh

by mrclean_69 February 9, 2022

CUMSTIPATED

When your anus is all blocked up from tooxmuch Anal sec that you can't shit

Oh Adam, you've filled my arse with so much cum I can't shit!

Oh Stephanie I'm so sorry "what can I say, you're cumstipated 🎶"

by ⭐️StarLord February 22, 2023

Constipated

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018

Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009