Cum Fart

As described in the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, when an individual who collects cum in his anal cavity is then asked by his girlfriend to impregnate her, he uses a Cum Fart, ie. farting the cum into the girlfriend pussy.
Her: Honey is about time for us to start a family.
Him: Open wide, the cum fart is a-cumming!
by Beaver Pelt Collector March 05, 2012
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cum fart

when the male tries to delay an orgasm, and does not realize that he is also retaining some back-gas... When he finally reaches an orgasm, a series of farts and ejaculations become released simultaneously.
Example one: cum fart: did u hear about the time Myra was fornicating with Kenny when he suddenly came and farted at the same time,

Exapmle Two: Damn, I just came and farted at the same time. I swea, that never happened before' That was some serious cumfart!!
by bubble fish July 07, 2013
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Cum Fart

To Squeeze Skeet Skeet out of a Ass or VAg
Guy: Dude shes such a Cum Whore she made the loudest Cum Fart ever

Guy: No Way!
by IDIDURMOMSBUTT January 13, 2010
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cum fart

when you fart and cum a little in your fresh new boxers.
guy 1: *cum farts*
guy 2: dude why does it smell like that?
guy 1: I accidently cum farted
guy 2: dude that sucks for you.
by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018
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musty cum fart

After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart
Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit
by Mr.Big but skinny penis August 11, 2018
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cum fart cocktail

After receiving a load of sperm in the rectum, the receiver farts out the juice which is then orally ingested by either parties or a third party.
Although Ayman wasn't an alcoholic, he wound up drinking a couple cum fart cocktails every night.
by imperial frog April 21, 2006
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bloody cum fart

its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood
Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart
by Mike April 29, 2003
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