Crutching

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

in crutches

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

The joke had them all in crutches.

by Will April 21, 2005

Crutch

When friends are broke they get together and hang at someone's house and drink and just trip out. It's alot cheaper, so people just say they are Crutching, or they decided to Crutch.

relax, chill, or drink with friends

I was broke last night, so I decided to crutch with a few friends.

by Mr. Expert December 30, 2010

crutch

its like a thing u do that makes u feel good, if feelin shitty, when u do something it feels like ya dont got no troubles, the something u do to make u feel like that is your CRUTCH

"playin pool is my crutch"
"ma friends is ma crutch"

by MystaReeMan October 23, 2003

crutch

Using someone or something and never getting over it just as an excuse to be continuously unhappy

She's his crutch, he always uses her as an excuse to be unhappy.

by illustriousluxe December 28, 2010

crutching

walking with the assistance of hurty metal sticks

the other day, when kaila was crutching...

by shizzlestick August 27, 2008

Crutch

A crutch is a tool or gimmick used for making a job easier than to use the "meta" or the "trend"
It's like training wheels on a bike they help you learn but once you actually learn to bike you just use them to go easier on yourself.

Paul: Damn Bryan is good at math but he uses a calculator?
Lukas: I know right what a crutch!

by Das Welt August 1, 2021