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Crunk Juice 

It is a drink that enhances the brain waves to make you wanna fuck somebody up.

This drink is normally found in the Dirty South.
Say ol' Bitch Ass Pussy Ass Dick in da Booty Ass Nigga pass da Motherfuckin' Crunk Juice before you get yo ass whoop'd, Bitch!!

Get you a white polystyrene foam cup and po' it up.

Get crunked.
Crunk Juice by dixion December 31, 2005

crunk juice 

crunk juice; n. A refreshment much like Red Bull created by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, consisting of soda pop, horny goat weed, and lots of sugar. Generally drank by people who want to get hyper & crunk, desiring the feeling of being crazy & drunk.
Yo man, Ima drink dis crunk juice 'for I go to da party, is go'n be so crunk!

Dat crunk juice make you feel so horny!
crunk juice by janey April 10, 2005

crunk juice 

its a bevarage u drink to get crunk,
like alchhol!!
"pass me my crunk juice....imma bout to get CRUNK!!!!"
crunk juice by CK May 13, 2005

crunk juice 

The name of one of the fish owned by Ying Yang Twins
MTV Cribs
what they names?
there's crunk juice
(HANH!)
f*** you
(HANH!)
and money green
crunk juice by Riksta February 25, 2005

crunk juice 

1. A drink drank by the crunkiest artists in America. Mainly the Dirty Dirty. Rappers such as:

David banner = Mississippi
Lil Flip = Texas
Lil Jon and Da East Side Boyz , Pastor Troy and Da Ying Yang Twins = ATL

2. A drink which cant be bought in Auz due to bull shit laws. Fukin John Howard and his Bull Shit Laws.
From MTV Cribs wit da Ying Yang Twins.
D-Roc or Ying: Drink Crunk juice if you wanna be like lil Jon and Say "Yea" "What"

From MTV Cribs wit da Ying Yang Twins.
Kain or Yang. Crunk Juice. It almost tastes like kool-aid.

crunk juice 

Pure soda syrup without carbonated water. This contains ungodly amounts of sugar and caffeine and can be hazardous to one's health when guzzled. To get Crunk Juice, simply walk up to a self-serve soda fountain, slide the card with the soda's logo on it upwards, and press the exposed button halfway down. This works best with Vault or Mountain Dew, b/c of the high sugar and caffeine. This gives you a great boost for about 3-4 hours but after that, you crash.
I needed a pick-me-up at work the other day, so I poured myself some Crunk Juice. After that I was running around like a squirrel on speed.