crook

crook: Dick Nixon

Dick Nixon was a crook, so, Dick Nixon before he dicks you.

by Richard Milhouse Noxin May 21, 2003

crook

adj. (like its spelled)

Being overall appealing or of a generally badass nature, especially used to describe illegal or illegitimate activities,generally used with infinitive of the verb 'to be'

'That shit be crook'
'Man, do remember when you got in a break-dance fight with
Master P on the body of Newt Gingrich, that beed crook'

by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

crook

Busted, broken, not working

My computer is crook, but it works well as a paperweight.

by PoiToi February 3, 2004

crook

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

That guy could never do the crook

by Eric February 1, 2003

crook

What I am not

"I am not a crook"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

Crook

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!

Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»

Joey: «ah... not again!...»

by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017

Crook

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough

My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!

by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017