cristiano 

A man who has a an average penis lenght of a half meter.
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack

Cristiano: im sexy
Girl: I know

cristiano by Cristiano329 May 4, 2018

Cristiano 

Cristianos are hot, good looking guy who are very athletic and smart. They are loyal ,funny and have a good sense of humor.

1: Omg that guy looks so good he looks like a Cristiano to me

2: Yes he has to be an Cristiano

Cristiano by 3.3 November 21, 2021

Cristiano 

A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.

Girl 1. Omg who was that guy? He's so hot
Girl 2. Oh him, he's Cristiano.
Girl 1. Of course he is.

Cristiano by Simp ._. November 29, 2022

Cristiano Peak 

An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets

A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat

B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.

Cristiano Peak by Rtfgjnn October 5, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo 

THE Only GOAT

Cristiano ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo 

The greatest footballer player of all time, most commonly known as CR7 because he wears the number 7 shirt. The Portugese left wingere plays for Real Madrid the Spanish football club. About 31 years old and he still performs very well. He can be a bit of a crybaby sometimes and he is very arrogant but overall he is very good. And he has finally beaten the Argentinian right winger Lionel Messi in being the BEST PLAYER EVER!!!!

Is that Cristiano Ronaldo, I think it is, he shoots AND HE SCORES!! What a goal from the Portuges legend Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo by 442oonsFan February 13, 2017

Cristiano Columbus 

A popular modern Portuguese explorer who has discovered a lot of small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Armenia, Azerbaijan, etc and brought them into limelight.

Cristiano Columbus is the greatest explorer ever.

Cristiano Columbus by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023