Crayon

A person who has to wipe their ass more than a dozen times before the paper is smear free.

I wipe my ass so much after taking a shit, I think I might be a crayon.

by Sunkle Uncle Munkle March 31, 2022

crayon

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

Adrienne, I miss you

by Zephyr December 25, 2003

Crayon

Crayon means crazy which is the route word for the common word craycray...

"last night i woke up and couldn't remember who i was... i thought i was going crayon!"

by xxleeweexx April 12, 2013

crayon

A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.

Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.

As in "you crayon muncher"

Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he?

by Gary Coulter June 7, 2004

crayon

a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children

"Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!"

by theawesomeoneee February 10, 2010

Crayon

What a stupid teacher marks your work with.

Hey I got my test back in crayon STUPID TEACHER

by crazymonkey123 March 12, 2010

crayon

a wax, tube-shaped thing used to color pictures and other stuff. they come in multipe colors and have weird names like "midnight" and "fawn" and "crimson." sometimes pronounced "crane" but NO IT IS CRAY-ON not CRANE so get it right.

i want to color all my pictures with a beautiful shade of crayon like brick or baby whale.

by yaya:) January 4, 2017