crabs

a disease you get from sleeping with the olsen twins

Oh man, i did ashley last nite and now i have crabs on my peepee

by lightpost July 19, 2006

crabs

little bugs that crawl and bite your nut sack

me : DUDE! guess what !!??
jon: what!!??
me : my sack itches
jon: ok why are you telling me ?
me : tell your sleezy douche bag mom i said thanks for the crabs!

by vagine ridar January 21, 2008

crabs

def1: infestation of the pubic hair by crab lice
def2: These crustaceans have a hard bony or chitinous outer covering with a small abdomen concealed beneath it, short antennae, and five pairs of legs, of which the anterior pair are large and pincerlike.

crabs of the ocean
crabs in the balls

by http://anserq.net January 1, 2006

crabs

little bugs that like staying in your pubes

oh man, last night just when i was starting to fuck stacies mom, i saw lots of crabs in her pussy hair

by Assmaster3000 December 28, 2005

crabs

these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.

Hey Steve, do you want to see my crabs?

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

crabs

Little animals found on the beach.

Samantha, don't talk to strangers, you'll get crabs.

by Rob Templin February 13, 2003

Crabs

1. Crabs: can be those tiny bug's that will infiltrate the pubis.

2. You can also describe a person for being being a Grumpy/Angry Shit.

1. damn those crabs *itch* so itchy *scratch*

2a): )"¤()#<insert naughty words>(="/%&/# *walks away*
2b): Now what was that all about?
2c): He had crabs up his bum or someone put crabs in the toilet when he went for a shit.

by No-body123 September 9, 2008