Croc Block

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.

"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."

by juliman November 29, 2012

national croc day

October 23rd is National Croc Day. This means everyone across the United States of America should wear a pair of Crocs on this day!

Person one: Hey, do you have an extra pair of Crocs for National Croc Day?

Person two: Hell yeah my nigga!! What color you want? I got black, red, yellow, and camo.

Person one: I'll take camo so I can look like a badass.

by Mr. Croc September 20, 2013

crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

crockerphilia

The sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013

ciroc

vodka brand prepared in FRANCE ,made from grapes,five times distilled. the brand is promoted by renown artist P DIDDY ;)

jim- u looking screwed man.
jones-yeah mah i had that CIROC wid lime last nite

by ADYAKA January 2, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Crockenboosh

verb - To deliver a thrusting blow to the balls, especially with the fist.

If you don't give me that croquembouche I'm going to crockenboosh you so hard.

by davethecrockenboosher December 22, 2015