couscous

careful, up to the tiniest details

I know i'm probably being a bit couscous about it, but I just want to make sure you have all the supporting documents ready in case someone asks.

by IFM August 17, 2006

couscous chat

A chat involving the initial Facebook wallpost, and the 100+ side comments on this wallpost that have nothing to do with the original post.

Initial comment: "What's couscous?"
167 comments later: "Yeah and that's when she rollerbladed into the wall! lololol"
Initial commenter: *checks 167 notifications* "Damn I got a couscous chat.."

by Celestial Force June 28, 2010

couscous rocket

A pimped-out vehicle, generally a very small import with a very large spoiler, driven by a young man of Middle Eastern descent with more money than sense. See rice rocket.

"If you don't get some decent winter tires before November, that nice little couscous rocket of yours is going to end up being a very expensive public art installation."

by Paradoxy September 22, 2006

Couscous sex

When you take a handful of couscous and thrust it deep into your girlfriend's pussy.

John bought couscous to have couscous sex.

by Cementnat March 31, 2022

scraping my couscous

A more aggressive term of flicking the bean.

Scraping the couscous requires a very stern hand during female masturbation.

“Don’t mind me, I’m just scraping my couscous.” She said as she ran her nail over her clitoris.

by Funface October 15, 2019

mohamed couscous

Profete

Mohamed couscous quand il pet il fait dla mousse

by KLAKLIN December 11, 2020

Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

by Spanner16 June 13, 2023