couscous

careful, up to the tiniest details

I know i'm probably being a bit couscous about it, but I just want to make sure you have all the supporting documents ready in case someone asks.

by IFM August 17, 2006

couscous chat

A chat involving the initial Facebook wallpost, and the 100+ side comments on this wallpost that have nothing to do with the original post.

Initial comment: "What's couscous?"
167 comments later: "Yeah and that's when she rollerbladed into the wall! lololol"
Initial commenter: *checks 167 notifications* "Damn I got a couscous chat.."

by Celestial Force June 28, 2010

couscous rocket

A pimped-out vehicle, generally a very small import with a very large spoiler, driven by a young man of Middle Eastern descent with more money than sense. See rice rocket.

"If you don't get some decent winter tires before November, that nice little couscous rocket of yours is going to end up being a very expensive public art installation."

by Paradoxy September 22, 2006

Couscous sex

When you take a handful of couscous and thrust it deep into your girlfriend's pussy.

John bought couscous to have couscous sex.

by Cementnat March 31, 2022

Couscous Water

When you are so bad that not even rice water or dog water is enough to describe it.

Teammate: bro, you’re so bad. You’re the worst at this game.

Team mate 2: you’re fucking bad bro. You’re literally couscous water, literally so bad kid.

by Youresobadbro August 17, 2022

Couscou

A single piece of couscous

The plate of couscous had around 9,385 pieces of couscou.

by Plangdigozad September 15, 2025

Couscous Cocktail

The Chubby-bunny challenge but you replace the marshmallows with bollocks that have been marinaded in a Bloody Mary.

Becky: I dare you to do the Couscous Cocktail challenge!
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.

by deatrociouswh0re October 16, 2023