hacquer

1. A hacker, specifically one who specializes in archaic programming languages or technology (e.g. Pascal, COBOL, CoCo)

2. An exceedingly pretentious hacker, used derisively

"Excuse me - I'm not just some comp sci graduate from Podunk Community College - I am a *hacquer*."

by Paradoxy December 22, 2003

couscous rocket

A pimped-out vehicle, generally a very small import with a very large spoiler, driven by a young man of Middle Eastern descent with more money than sense. See rice rocket.

"If you don't get some decent winter tires before November, that nice little couscous rocket of yours is going to end up being a very expensive public art installation."

by Paradoxy September 22, 2006