by cpagan66 October 24, 2014
My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!
by sharty79 May 07, 2009
Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!
by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012
That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!
by using of the rogaine June 12, 2011
A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.
Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"
Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"
Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."
Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"
Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*
Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"
Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."
Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"
Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*
by Shuajo April 19, 2011
by bugjar333 April 10, 2021