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consistent lay

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."
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consistently gorgeous

When a person's facebook/myspace/myyearbook/etc. pictures always show them looking hot/sexy/attractive/ etc. They never take a bad photograph, and are therefore consistently gorgeous.
Guess what? I've been talking to this new guy I just met. I was looking through his pictures, and he was consistently gorgeous. I have high hopes for our future.
by crazyblond4life December 15, 2009
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consistent dick

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Consistently Inconsistent

When a person swears they don't routinely change their mind about things and forget to tell you about the changes
Phil: Jason you had asked me to hire subcontractor X
Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
Scott to Phil: At least he's consistently inconsistent
by TerraCon September 19, 2019
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consistent intensity

A controlled physical and mental state in order to become successful in any physical activity, especially in working out.
With consistent intensity in your workouts, you can avoid getting liposuction in the future.
by verticalsmile December 21, 2010
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consistently second

one of the sweetest bands ever; plays high quality music; has a very hott drummer
Consistently Second rocks!
by --- September 1, 2004
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Consistent Five Man

Bunch of dickwads who think they are good at games who go into a competiitve match thinking they are the be all/end all.
Do you want to join our Consistent Five Man on Rainbow Six:Siege?
by TrapsAreGay0401 January 24, 2019
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