congrats

everybody uses it because they don't know how to spell congratulations

Guy 1: Congratjuliajions on your marriage!
Guy 2: Did you just missspell congratulations ?
Guy 1: This is a verbal conversation?
Guy 2: Ugh,don't make it that complicated! Just say congrats next time...

by maya lol October 17, 2019

congrats

shut the fuck up.

her: I got A on the test
others: congrats.

by eggcucumbersalad April 16, 2020

Congrats

A word people use because they can’t spell congratjulsasions

Alex: Congrats on the job Mike!
John: Yeah mike, congratjulasjions.
John: Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard.
Mike: We’re talking face to face.

by Popcorn Inhaler April 20, 2021

congrats

the word everyone uses in a card because they cant spell congratjulashions

hey john, congrats on the job promotion!

by baka sussy balls among us November 22, 2021

Congrats

A more polite way to say “that’s crazy” to someone when they tell you something you don’t care about

Person A : “ I just bought a new car”

Person B “Congrats”

by zhangyawoojiao March 1, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about

Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats

by zhangyawoojiao March 3, 2024

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021