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congrats 

shut the fuck up.
her: I got A on the test
others: congrats.
congrats by eggcucumbersalad April 16, 2020

Congrats 

A word people use because they can’t spell congratjulsasions
Alex: Congrats on the job Mike!
John: Yeah mike, congratjulasjions.
John: Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard.
Mike: We’re talking face to face.
Congrats by Popcorn Inhaler April 20, 2021

congrats 

the word everyone uses in a card because they cant spell congratjulashions
hey john, congrats on the job promotion!

Congrats 

A more polite way to say “that’s crazy” to someone when they tell you something you don’t care about
Person A : “ I just bought a new car

Person B “Congrats”
Congrats by zhangyawoojiao March 1, 2024

Congrats 

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about
Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats
Congrats by zhangyawoojiao March 3, 2024

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..