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Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005
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Compensation cuddles

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.
by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019
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Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.
The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.
by RustySausage December 24, 2018
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Compensation vehicle

A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.
"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"

"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."
by Slovakchick March 2, 2023
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Theory of compensation

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.
"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."
by Snake May 14, 2005
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Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.
Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)
by Dimedude December 19, 2007
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Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.
"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."
by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005
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