The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
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Joe practices collaborative consumption on BoxGiver by exchanging packaging materials with his neighbors.
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For example, an aggressive driver is prevented from passing by other drivers boxing him in or deliberately driving at the same speed in all lanes in front of him.
For example, an aggressive driver is prevented from passing by other drivers boxing him in or deliberately driving at the same speed in all lanes in front of him.
Bernie Sanders wanted to be president but the Democratic Party engaged in a collaborative f.u. to deny him the opportunity.
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Teacher: Ben, Finn, Sam, Arianne, Mia, and Tessa you have all copied each others work
All: nah miss, it was by the collaborative learning family
Teacher: All good squad
All: nah miss, it was by the collaborative learning family
Teacher: All good squad
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All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.
The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.
The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
Person: What school do you go to?
Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education
Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.
Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?
Person: No I think it was Dylan something.
Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.
Person: Oh
Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education
Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.
Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?
Person: No I think it was Dylan something.
Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.
Person: Oh
by AkwrdQuesadilla July 13, 2019
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Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."
What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.
I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.
Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."
What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.
I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.
Stranger: "What school do you go to"
Me: "I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education"
Stranger: "How is it?"
Me: "Some girl just almost got a guy suspended for looking at her, and i'm failing because I'm too poor to afford technology"
Stranger: "what the fuck"
Me: Yeah I guess I want to kill myself
Me: "I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education"
Stranger: "How is it?"
Me: "Some girl just almost got a guy suspended for looking at her, and i'm failing because I'm too poor to afford technology"
Stranger: "what the fuck"
Me: Yeah I guess I want to kill myself
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