coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

coitus

The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.

"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

by Jake Throckmorton September 20, 2005

Coitus

When 2 people commit intercourse wearing nothing but bowties and secrete wine instead of semen. Also known as fancy sex.

"Doth mother know you commiteth coitus upon your sister"
"You shan't telleth her the truth"
"I shall"
"Shan't"

by FancyBritishAccent April 7, 2021

coitus

Sex. The physical act of love.

Maude: "Do you like it?"
Dude: "I was talking about my rug"
Maude: "You're not interested in sex?"
Dude: "You mean coitus?"

by SaneSoul December 28, 2005

coitus

Sexual intercourse, where the male inserts his penis in to the female's vagina. The majority of males are stimulated in to ejaculating liquid filled with millions of semen.

Barney: Yeah let's have sex.
Sesame Street chick: Sex?
Barney: Coitus. Or oral sex?
Sesame Street chick: Yes. mmmm... nom nom nom.
(_(_)!!!!!!D ---> O:

by SatanIsHere December 23, 2009

coitus

Another word for sexual intercourse. More frequently used with other animals than with humans.

Couples can have coitus.

by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016

Coitus

A nerdy word for "sex"

Sheldon doesn't want to have coitus until after he had his first child.

by presidenko_putin April 8, 2015