Cloyster

Another word for a vagina, owing to the resemblance that the Pokemon Cloyster has to the female genitalia.

Man...I'm worried after last night. That girl may have had an open sore on her cloyster.

Well, you know what they say...gotta catch 'em all

by Questionable At Best May 18, 2011

cloister fuck

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 24, 2008

clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

by driftin306 August 1, 2010

clownsumer

(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.

Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.

by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008

clowner

someone who makes fun or jokes on everything or anybody all the time

that kid is a clowner, i couldnt say anything with out hime makeing fun of the stupid shit i do

by Jmar73 April 27, 2006

Clownstitute

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

clowntard

1. Someone who is so retarded they should not be employed in a supervisory or managerial position but unfortunately for the rest of the world that must interact with them they are.

2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.

Durkaeric: The question being is....can a 40 Ton counterweight be carried in a half ton pickup truck?

Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!

by Vagetarian89 November 19, 2010