Cloud Strife

The hottest, coolest, blondest, spikiest, softest fictional man. He's my man, we're married. He just doesn't know it yet. Did I mention how hot he is?
Person: Cloud Strife is ugly.
Me: If you don't walk away in three seconds you will be dead. Don't test me
by YourLocalCloudSimp November 23, 2021
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he is a man who's mind is out in the great green grass.he was in soldier and of couse misses all the fun.a type of guy that has trouble with the girls,
thinking at 18 men would grow out of that.a man stuck in childish mind, woundering whats real and whats not real, whats life worth ,how heavy is the bueden on his back. By the time the smartalkie finally figures it all out its to late to make up the time lost.
"only a puppet in his eyes."Cloud strife
by Cloud Alen Strife September 08, 2003
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A blonde emo who seems to have aspies but needs have his balls cut off by Sephiroth.
"Sephiroth hates Cloud Strife and other tards"
by Sasquatch_Rebel May 03, 2008
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Cloud Strife is so slutty
by FruitEnjoyer March 10, 2024
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