cinematic blue balls

The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.

We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.

by thatboatguy December 20, 2009

cinematic adventure

movie; film. coined by comedian Dane Cook.

"Hey Morgan! Wanna go see a cinematic adventure tonight?" "fo sho"

by elomenopee November 28, 2007

cinematic recycle-over

A movie with recycled plots and a lot of cliches.

Nobody cares about this cinematic recycle-over trash!

by Word Madman March 22, 2019

Cinematic Edition

This is a stunning YouTuber with top quality videos and is making a new movie called *Bully* coming out in 2020!!

WOW, WHY IS CINEMAtIC EDITION SUCH AN AMAZING YOUTUBER???

by Skysner December 17, 2019

cinematic flatulence

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.

Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.

by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010

cinematic yearning

The need to know what's happening in a movie before it happens

Jill: "what is happening...... I don't understand what's going on..... What is he doing....???"

Jack: "wait fifteen minutes and you will find out.... I don't even know what's happening..... Your cinematic yearning name is driving me crazy"

by Zoeyfox November 26, 2014

cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.

"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017