Calypso

A pretty, blonde girl. She is smart and funny but occasionally doesn't think before talking. She is a serial dater and has amazing loyal friends. You can either love her or hate her.

Girl 1: OMG, did you just hear what Calypso just said?
Girl 2: She appears to be suffering from a bit of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Girl 1: Oh well, at least she always makes up for it.

by Mika99 July 30, 2012

calypso

A type of music that originated in the West Indies, notably in Trinidad, and is characterized by improvised lyrics on topical or broadly humorous subjects.

also see soca, reggae, dancehall, rocksteady

by wawa November 29, 2004

Calypso

Drop dead gorgeous with a huge ass and wild heart. Looks mean but is actually a sweet heart. Always the center of attention, a Calypso is easy to love, every guy wants her & every girl wants to be her. Never quick to judge and knows how to have a good time. Doesn't settle easily. Has the looks of a goddess. One in a million type of girl .

Jake: "dude that girl is smokin hot, watch me get her number"

Brad: "Oh that's Calypso, keep dreaming bro, everyone wants her!"

Jake: "true *sigh*"

by Looooooooooooove June 24, 2016

Cilp

A Cilp is a person who is insufferable due to their stupidity and annoying behaviour.

Person A: Sam keeps talking out of his ass. He is such a cilp.
Person B: I know right? He never knows when to shut up.

by Literal5trings January 25, 2022

doing the calypso

Getting really high.
Getting so high that you refer to yourself as a sea goddess.

Raheem: Your face is five different colors right now.
Meredith: Damn, boy, have you been doing the calypso?

Raheem: I am Calypso, goddess of the sea. Let me read your palm, then you can give me some magic herb.

by weeeeeeeeeeeed January 15, 2009

Carnival Calypso

This is where you will be at a Carnival/Festival and you see a really attractive lady and you defecate in her mouth in public and then you receive a fellatio with her shit stained teeth.

I was sitting on the grass at a Festival and saw people were actually doing the Carnival Calypso

by Craig4who August 26, 2009

Cilyra

A talented editor and amazing friend. Also a masterful Fifa player & precise Fortnite sniper.

Cilyra sniped an Estonian cunt, she is awesome

by grindead January 18, 2021