Chester Cheese Dog

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.

Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013

White Chili Cheese Dog

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.

"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."

by ChiliDogMan October 2, 2018

chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.

I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.

by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007

Upside down chili cheese dog

When your partner is finished dropping a duece and you stand her/he up and you rub your penis between her legs

Let's make a upside down chili cheese dog.

by HAMiiAM July 23, 2017

Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog

When you throw up on your penis and have your girlfriend lick it off

I didn’t feel so well so my girlfriend offered to do the Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog.

by Dorm Room Hacks October 13, 2021

Euro cheese dog

A yellowish ring-like residue around the lips resultant from performing fellatio on an unclean, uncircumcised penis. The penis in this state often resembles a turtle neck smothered in ricotta cheese and the detritus commonly smells of fetid milk and the stale sweat of an old gym sock used as a receptacle for masturbation.

"Hey Steve - why are you wearing so much Blistex?"

"Oh dude, I just blew the foreign exchange student for bus fare and he gave me a euro cheese dog."

by jeffc1911 September 23, 2009

chilli cheese dog

variation of chilli dog, a sexual manuver in which you crap between a lover's breasts and titty hump her. the variable making it a chilli CHEESE dog is that the woman is lactating.

suzy was my firsy chilli cheese dog, but sho ain't the last, dagnabbit.

by sick , jonny and cain or fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006