Pete has been completely inept at work these days. He is rarely in the office and when he is in he only surfs and texts. But most days he is playing beer pong or watching tv. The docor said he is suffering from a severe case of CDD "compulsive dickaround disorder" and that it can not be cured.
"CDD" also known as Carmin Deficiency Disorder, is an extremely rare disease that can only be diagnosed through the loss of Carmins. Extreme Carmin loss can result in nausea, tiredness, head-aches, and fake diseases.
COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have.
When playing a roleplaying game, this unfortunate malady occurs when a player becomes so attached to their character, that they break the verisimilitude of the game by creating copies of their favored character.
This affliction can present itself in many ways, such as giving other characters the same name with slight variations or creating characters that have the same personality or mannerisms.