carney

To perform an action by clever and illegal means that is highly beneficial to the one performing the action.

He pulled a carney when he snuck into the $50/ticket concert for free without getting caught.

by John-Norman Smith October 9, 2006

carney

To complain about worthless things. To try to cheat or swindle by sticking one's finger into the anus of another. The methods of complaining only consist of listening to oneself talk, or writing a long ass letter. Carneying is looked down upon by most cultures, and has even been known to get kids expelled.

Man, he really carneyed his way out of that mess.

by Casey Hungsowell December 24, 2008

Carney

Someone who works at a carnival usually someone strange like the bearded lady or the kid with lobster hands.

Friend: Bro let’s go to the carnival there’s some cool shit there and it’s only 10$!

Me: Hell ya you tube sock looking fuck, just be careful the carney kid with the lobster hands doesn’t pinch ya!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021

Carney

Corndog Dispenser.

Look mommy, the Carney is bent over the corndogs must be ready!!

by Munster1 December 1, 2013

Carney

A form of human that is unaffected by any sort of spear/bullet. This is a rare human being, but if you can find one, cut off the left big toe! It will bring you good luck for ever and ever, and give you 5 minutes of invulnerabilty at any time u need. One of several ways to spot a carney is to look for the tiny penis bouncing around between its legs, with a wild Rachel chasing it.

I wish my Carney toe would have came with 6 minutes of invulnerability

by Casey Hungsowell April 7, 2007

carney

a group of people who party hard and all the time

those people over there are carneys

by carney bitch April 20, 2018

Carney

Noun: Carney is a slur for someone who adheres to the carnist ideology, someone who thinks they're a carnivore, but really they're an oppressor of other species, a speciesist.

Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.

Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.

Noam Chomsky seems smart, but he's just another carney. He appeals to the Nirvana fallacy to keep abusing animals.

A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.

by Skyjack23 September 2, 2023