Calamari

The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.

A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).

by Daisy27 June 14, 2012

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 06, 2003

Calamari

Italian slang for "thats crazy!'

Caalaamaaaree!!!

Ya man that was felonious!

by Steen November 12, 2004

Calamari Cocktail

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

by Isl-96 February 10, 2023

busaba calamari

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.

An order of busaba calamari.

by Thomas Galetta August 21, 2008

Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

by Jberry0816 June 10, 2023

Calamari Inkantation

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

by jelo_twt December 07, 2021